Strange Things That I Need

There are so many crazy inventions out there, and most of them are absolutely absurd. But there are a select few that intrigue me, and will take the money from my pocket. And these shiny, beautiful select 4 are ones that I decided to show with you. And make you realize why you may just need them in your life too. 

1. Pizza Fork
2. Cuddle Bed
3. Bed Fan
4. Self Stirring Mug

Okay yeah, you may think that these sound like all the other insane inventions that are on those crazy infomercials at 3 in the morning when you can't find anything else to watch, or you can only buy them at brookstone in that one section that has all of the weird things. But I promise you, there are serious reasons why I need these things in my life. And they aren't just stupid silly wants because I think that they are cool, I actually NEED these things in my life. 

Ladies and Gentleman, I introduce to you the most perfect utensil for pizza connoisseurs everywhere. The Pizza Fork.

Now, as you all know I love pizza. But not all pizzas, just cheese pizza. As beautifully pictured above. I also like dessert pizzas, because that's just gods given gift to pizza. And this is the fork for me, now I don't always eat pizza with a fork, but when I do. I need this bad boy to speed up the process so I can eat more pizza, and look super cool and innovative while doing it. The hassle it takes to cut up pizza with the side of your fork takes too much time and you don't want to use a knife because you're just making more dishes for yourself. Plus, sometimes the crust is just too thick for you to cut through with just the side of your measly normal fork. But with this baby I can conquer all pizzas. And come on. Who doesn't want that? 

Now, I'm introducing you to another thing that involves another thing that I may love more than pizza and Netflix combined. *insert shocked gasp here* Yes, I know I know. Calm yourselves and imagine a drum roll in your head.

SLEEP

It's another thing that I love more than anything, and these next two things will just make my sleeping experience a million times more pleasurable.

The Cuddle Bed

Now, I know what you're saying. I don't need the cuddle bed for it's actual purposes simply because I can't cuddle with Netflix or pizza.

But, I love sleeping on couches for the single reason that I can shove my arms and feet in the slots between the cushions. For some strange reason it soothes me and I love it. Maybe it's because I constantly did it as a child on the green couch that my family owned until I was in 9th grade, and it's a comfort thing. Or maybe I'm so strange and it just makes me stranger. But, this bed would also be beneficial in my future if I am ever to find a significant other, you know, like if Superman is ever to waltz into my life. But, as pictured above, the slots end at a certain point, and that's fine, but I would need a few slots at the end of my bed too, because you know. I'm weird. 

This next thing is an amazing thing that I actually did find in the strange part of Brookstone whilst on a day date for Prom and I became obsessed. 

The Bed Fan

Okay, I want this for the obvious reasons. Simply so I can stay wrapped up in the comfort of my own sheets. And be cool, without having to stick one of my legs out. OR I could actually sleep in the several onsies that I own without burning to death in my sleep. This combined with the cuddle bed would make my sleeping experience absolutely heavenly. And chances are I would take NASA up on that job of being paid to lay in bed for 78 days for like thousands of dollars. As long as I was catered to with Netflix, pizza, and the occasional jar of peanut butter. 

Now, for the last crazy thing that I need. It's totally one of those As Seen On TV things, but I need it.

The Self Stirring Mug

It explains itself, and the obvious reasons why someone would need it. But, it doesn't explain why I need it in particular. I love chocolate milk, and strawberry milk. As well as the occasional hot chocolate. But I don't drink it as often as I would want to because of one of my GREATEST pet peeves in the entire world, just because it grosses me out more than anything. 

When you get to the bottom of a mixed drink and you see SYRUP at the bottom of the glass.

EW. Just thinking about it disgusts me. I think it is absolutely vile when syrup settles at the bottom of a glass, and it's already sad enough when you get to the last sip of your drink, but to open your eyes and see this huge mass of nastiness absolutely ruins the whole experience of the deliciousness that you just consumed. I only want this mug so I can occasionally stir my drinks and avoid that revolting experience for the rest of my life. 

Now, this is just my Top 4 of the crazy inventions that I need in my life. I'm sure one day I wont be able to contain my thoughts, and needs of other things. But for now I'll just share with you the most important ones. 

xx Mishea